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Joshua,

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what on earth is the meaning of this?
This place looks like a pigsty.

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Stepmom, I thought you were going on
vacation and you weren't going to be

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home for a couple days.

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Oh, I'm sorry I'm back early. I left for
some relaxation.

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I've come back, it's even worse.

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What has been happening in here?

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I don't know. We had some bad weather
while you were gone. I think it was like

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a tornado or something.

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Oh, a tornado just through the living
room?

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Yeah. Yep.

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Well, it looks like a tornado's hit it.

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Or like an earthquake. I don't know.

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Yeah, well, this is absolutely out of
order, young man.

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I don't know what to tell you.

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Oh, my... And this? You had girls here?

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No. Oh, so you and your buddies are just
having a nice little condom party in the

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front room.

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Oh, my goodness.

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Well, I guess I'll start cleaning it up.

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Happy vacation, Mum, hey?

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Okay, I...

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I had a party. Like, I don't know what
you want me to tell you. Oh, now the

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truth comes out. Well, at least you can
be honest about it.

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This is... Oh my goodness, I can't even
believe you.

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I can't help it.

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Oh, you can't help it?

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No, I can't help it.

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You can't help it. Oh, right.

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junk food are you seriously that mad at
me mom junk food everything i do for a

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good mom creating a nice safe clean home
nice nutritious food

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and i come back and it's a pigsty and
there's junk food and condoms oh my

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goodness you don't like it it's a nice
kind of decoration but honestly i would

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have rather come back to a clean house
like i left it why do i even bother huh

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You're too old to be acting like this.
I'm sorry, Mom.

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I didn't mean anything by it.

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I don't know. I thought

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I taught you better than that, Joshua.

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You're not a failure.

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Well, I don't know. I really thought
more of you than this. You're a great

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mom. Thank you, baby, but...

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Days like today, coming home to this.

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Oh,

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you know I've been to death.

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Trying to keep this house nice, trying
to raise you up to be an upstanding

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member of society. And look at this,
this is just, oh, what?

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Oh, just you and your buddies playing
around, huh? Yeah, we were playing

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slingshot.

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Well, this isn't my bar, and this is not
my colour, so... Um...

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What?

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i'm trying to piss you off my goodness

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i don't even know how to they even know
how to make you learn this

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kind of nonsense well i'll make it up to

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you yes you certainly shall well well

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this is a bit better

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It's a bit better. I'm going to go take
a shower and you, young man, you're

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grounded until further notice.

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You hear?

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Yeah. Okay.

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What are you working on, Mum?

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I'm just going to make something for
dinner. I thought we'd have cottage pie.

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Cottage pie?

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That sounds good. I love when you make
cottage pie.

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What seasonings are you picking out?

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I thought I'd do an Italian kind of
seasoning.

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Italian? mm-hmm yeah yeah that sounds
good yeah i thought that would be nice

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so we can have like nice tomato base
with it yeah how is it going with the

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garage you cleaning the garage uh yeah
i'm getting a little bit done i mean i

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don't really have anything better to do
have you finished it yet um i'm just

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about there okay good because while
you're grounded at home i want you to be

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making use of your time

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Yeah, so I've cleaned the garage so far.

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And I'm just about done. I have to take
some of the trash out.

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Okay, that sounds like you're doing a
good job. So have you learned your

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lesson?

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Yeah, totally.

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I mean, no more parties at the house.

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Yeah, no more parties at the house. It
seems like you're definitely coming to

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terms with the terms of your punishment
right now.

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i mean it sucks but there's nothing
better i can do well at least we get

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some time at home together i guess yeah
i get to spend more time with you which

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we really haven't been doing much of
yeah well i think that you're definitely

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learning your lesson i'm very proud of
you for that no more parties and yeah

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just help out around the house you know
right and no more condoms on the couch

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no more condoms on the couch i'm sorry
mom i didn't think it was gonna get that

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crazy

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Hmm, that's okay. I know what you can be
like.

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I know what it's like to be young.

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Um, so what else are you going to work
on?

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So we just have some dinner and then,
yeah, I've not really got much. I've got

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a good book I wanted to read later and
then pickleball on the weekend.

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Um, do you need help at all with dinner?

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Oh, I could do, baby, yeah. If you would
like to help me, I'm just going to get

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the vegetables ready and then we can
make the cottage pie.

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You're gonna get the vegetables ready?
Mm-hmm. We need to clean the vegetables

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first. Make sure everything's nice and
clean and fresh, fresh produce.

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Right. Mm-hmm.

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And then, yeah, need to boil the
potatoes.

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I'll put some water on in just a second
to boil the potatoes up.

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This was your grandma's favorite.

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When I was younger, I liked it as well.
The cottage pie was?

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Cottage pie. Yeah? Yeah.

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Have we had that before?

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No cottage pie?

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um yeah no you've definitely had it
before have i so uh

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what uh ingredients all go into it

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right

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and then how much of that goes into that
right

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um so how much of

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how much goes into the oven like for how
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once it's finished

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then just like an hour 40 minutes
something like that gotcha

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And then how many different ingredients
are there in it?

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There's many different ingredients.

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What other recipes are you thinking
about making this week?

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Well, if you enjoy making this one with
me, we could always make a peach cobbler

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on the weekend.

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Peach cobbler?

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Mm-hmm.

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Dessert like that sounds pretty good.

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Yeah,

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I know you have a sweet tooth.

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Yeah, that I do.

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I've had so much popcorn this week.

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That is not nutritious, Joshua.

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I'm excited for this dinner tonight.

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And peach toddler this weekend sounds
pretty good.

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Is there any other...

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dinner recipes you would say that's
pretty easy to make maybe i could start

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learning i would love to teach you yeah
we can make use of this time at home

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together we could even make your
favorite like homemade pizza yeah um

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what are your go-to recipes to make mom

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i'd say definitely like you

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noodles

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Right.

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Yeah.

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It was very healthy and it was very
fast.

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So how long do we have to preheat the
oven for?

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It will be finished by the time we
finish with the potatoes and everything

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then the oven will be ready.

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Gotcha. So we have to do the potatoes
first?

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And what are the exact steps to making
this?

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Use all the seasoning with the meat.

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And layer it all up.

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and then it goes into the oven for an
hour and 45 minutes 40 minutes to an

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hour oh not an hour it'll be burnt to a
crisp joshua well i don't want to burn

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down the house no you'll be grounded
even longer yeah why would you be

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grounded too i wouldn't have anywhere to
be grounded the house would be burned

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down you need to think things through
before you do things like that

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Do you have any dinner plans for
tomorrow?

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Maybe something like a salad.

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What's your favorite salad dressing?
Maybe I could teach you to make that.

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Caesar?

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How would you make Caesar dressing?

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It's an emulsification.

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It depends if you want to use anchovies
or not.

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Probably not anchovies.

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Yeah, I know you like it nice and
creamy, so we can make like that just

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with the parmesan.

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Okay.

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That makes things a lot easier.

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yeah i don't know i probably wouldn't
try a different type of salad mom

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probably caesar's my go-to or maybe like
a zesty italian type of thing that

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would be nice that would go nice with
salmon i'm

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definitely trying to make you eat some
healthier foods and brain food

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so you can Get your ass back to college
or something like this.

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Salmon would be good for you for that.

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So salmon will make me smarter?

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Mm-hmm.

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That makes sense.

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So before we start dinner, what should
we do first?

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I already told you you have to wash the
vegetables.

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Oh, should we wash the vegetables then?

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Mm-hmm. Yes, it's about time.

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Okay.

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Yeah, food hiding is very important.

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Yeah? Yeah.

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I can't believe that we... Honestly,
it's probably good you're grounded so I

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have time to teach you this kind of
thing.

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You like being at home with mommy?

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I love being at home with you.

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Well, now you're learning a lesson. It
seems like being grounded is probably

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one of the best things that could happen
this week. Oh, yeah.

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And have nice home-cooked meals, teach
you some good things about hygiene.

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And I get to spend more time at home
with you.

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Yeah. Yeah, it's working out just fine.

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Mm-hmm. Mm.

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So we have to wash the bananas, and what
other fruits and vegetables do we have

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to wash for?

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Tomatoes. Oh, I completely forgot the
celery.

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Oh.

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Joshua, would you be a darling and run
out to the store, go grab me some

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celery? Yeah, yeah, I can do that.

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Okay, you're such a good boy. Thank you,
baby.

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Okay.

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Yeah?

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Oh, you're up.

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We need to talk.

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Seriously. About what?

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Look what I found when I was taking your
trash out.

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You were in my room?

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Oh, it would be stinking in here if I
didn't at least come in, just take some

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garbage out, things like that.

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And you leave these festering in here?

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When did you even... You're grounded.
When did you even have time to be

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filling condoms like this?

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I don't know. It's, like, weird to talk
about, Mom.

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It's weird to talk about, but it's
happening in my home.

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Yeah, I know. I'm sorry.

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Oh, sorry. He's sorry. I'm a boy.

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I'm a man.

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You're grounded.

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Yeah? Your needs can go on the back
burner while you're grounded. I'm

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grounded, so yeah, I stayed at the
house. I didn't go anywhere.

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Oh, you think that... I can't even
believe this.

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That's really what I... I have windows.

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You're on punishment, mister.

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I'm sorry, Mom.

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I thought we were getting along better.
I thought that you were starting to

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learn your lesson a little bit.

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I didn't think it would be such a big
deal to have condoms.

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Wouldn't you rather me be safe?

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I'm glad. Honestly, I am proud of you,
baby, that you are using condoms and

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you're safe. But when you're on
punishment, you're meant to be in the

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house learning your lesson and instead
you're sneaking girls in.

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Yeah? Yeah.

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I can't help it, Mom. It's my hormones.

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They're acting up. They're going crazy.

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I must have done such a poor job raising
you. I can't even believe it. I thought

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I was doing my best, trying to be a good
mom, trying to raise a wholesome

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environment for you, and here you are
sneaking girls in. I just don't even

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know what to do. What's the next thing I
can do? Am I going to tie you up?

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No, but you should blame yourself and my
dad because, you know, you guys gave me

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the hormones that I have.

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My testosterone?

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For most people, it's down here.

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I'm up here with testosterone, and I
can't help it. I can imagine, sweetie,

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but honestly, you just need to... You
just need to honestly just take a look

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at yourself and think, you know, what
could you do today to make your mum

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proud?

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I don't know. I guess not sleeping with
girls.

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Yeah, that's for a starter.

243
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And I know you have a lot of
testosterone, and I know what it's like

244
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to be horny all the time, but I don't
think that that's a good reason to

245
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disobey your mother.

246
00:16:09,079 --> 00:16:11,180
Well, I don't know. I'm a guy.

247
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:14,180
I don't know how to make it... Oh, so
you're making excuses now?

248
00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:15,560
No, I'm not, Mum.

249
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Not, sorry, Mum. I'll do better, Mum.
And I'm sorry.

250
00:16:18,420 --> 00:16:22,520
Oh, he's sorry. He's gonna do better
next time. Okay, that sounds great.

251
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:25,760
Yeah, I will do better next time, Mum.

252
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:26,960
You better do.

253
00:16:29,340 --> 00:16:30,340
Yeah? Yeah.

254
00:16:30,940 --> 00:16:31,940
Yeah, I will.

255
00:16:32,220 --> 00:16:36,440
You'll do much better. Well, I don't
even know what... For now, you're still

256
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grounded.

257
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And I don't want you thinking that just
because I overlook it this time that

258
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you're not going to be held accountable,
cleaning up, tidying up, keep it safe,

259
00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:51,980
but just... I don't even know with you,
honestly, Joshua.

260
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Well, I know I've been kind of a
disappointment to you. I just, I don't

261
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know.

262
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That's saying something.

263
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I mean, at least I'm honest about it,
right?

264
00:17:05,060 --> 00:17:06,940
Were you going to tell me if I didn't
find the condoms?

265
00:17:08,530 --> 00:17:09,530
Probably.

266
00:17:09,670 --> 00:17:11,410
It's embarrassing to talk about.

267
00:17:12,349 --> 00:17:14,589
I'm not going to be like, yeah, mom, I
had sex.

268
00:17:15,349 --> 00:17:18,250
If it's embarrassing, why don't you hide
them better and put your own trash out?

269
00:17:19,130 --> 00:17:21,569
I didn't think you were going to go
through my room.

270
00:17:24,349 --> 00:17:26,849
Oh, I'm sorry. You know what days of
trash are.

271
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Tuesdays and Thursdays. Yeah.

272
00:17:30,730 --> 00:17:33,990
Maybe I was going to save them to reuse
them or something.

273
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:35,960
I really taught you nothing.

274
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,560
I really taught you that little. Oh my
goodness.

275
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:43,380
That is a disaster waiting to happen,
Joshua. You know I don't have a job.

276
00:17:44,260 --> 00:17:47,880
So what's wrong with reusing a condom?

277
00:17:48,180 --> 00:17:54,220
How about you use your brain to go get a
job instead of using your brain to reuse

278
00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:58,220
condoms? I've never heard such an
imbecilic idea in my whole life.

279
00:17:58,820 --> 00:18:00,800
Well, it's still keeping me protected.

280
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If you are ever ungrounded, we need to
have a serious talk about the birds and

281
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the bees before you get let out to
humanity again. That is just, oh.

282
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:18,060
Well, I mean, it couldn't be the worst
thing if I accidentally broke one.

283
00:18:18,260 --> 00:18:20,560
Well, I'd just have a little mini-me
running around.

284
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:22,140
Oh, so I get to be a grandma?

285
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:23,600
Mm-hmm.

286
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:25,120
Oh, fantastic.

287
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,240
And your grandma gets to be a
great-grandma?

288
00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:30,640
Yeah. She's only 65. How is she going to
be a great-grandma?

289
00:18:33,390 --> 00:18:34,530
Oh, yes, you're right about that.

290
00:18:40,610 --> 00:18:46,690
Yeah, the worst thing that could happen
to an unemployed, layabout son, to have

291
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:49,190
a little mini you running around. Yeah,
he'd probably have as much

292
00:18:49,190 --> 00:18:52,650
responsibilities as you as, well, having
a toddler running around. It's like

293
00:18:52,650 --> 00:18:54,170
having a big, grown toddler running
around.

294
00:18:54,790 --> 00:18:57,390
Well, I mean, at least he'd know how to
get a job early.

295
00:18:57,830 --> 00:18:59,690
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

296
00:19:00,370 --> 00:19:01,890
Teach him some responsibility.

297
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,700
Maybe I couldn't mess it up so much with
him, huh?

298
00:19:08,820 --> 00:19:14,200
This all stops here. Honestly, you're
gonna have to buck your ideas up, sonny.

299
00:19:15,580 --> 00:19:16,580
Okay,

300
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:18,400
so what do you think I should do, mom?

301
00:19:20,740 --> 00:19:22,660
Less of that attitude and that tone.

302
00:19:23,060 --> 00:19:25,060
What did I do to deserve this kind of
insolence?

303
00:19:25,260 --> 00:19:26,260
Nothing, I'm sorry.

304
00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:31,020
That's more like it. So, what are we
gonna do about you? I think Monday

305
00:19:31,020 --> 00:19:35,680
morning... First thing, number one, I
want you to keep this place clean and

306
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:36,680
tidy until then.

307
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:41,000
On Monday, you're going to go out and
you're going to apply for every job on

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the block.

309
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,180
Every job on the block?

310
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:44,480
Mm-hmm.

311
00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:46,920
Somebody's got to employ you.

312
00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:58,760
Mom, I'll apply at the jobs, but please,

313
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:00,920
anywhere besides Walmart.

314
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:07,620
At least if you went to Walmart, you
might get some starved discount on the

315
00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:08,680
condoms you love so much.

316
00:20:13,020 --> 00:20:14,640
Nothing to say now, hmm?

317
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:18,760
No, not really. No. Well, it seems like
a very good idea. Monday morning, you

318
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:19,760
apply down at Walmart.

319
00:20:32,210 --> 00:20:33,410
Here's another thing as well.

320
00:20:35,230 --> 00:20:36,310
That garden outside.

321
00:20:38,730 --> 00:20:43,770
You know that the trash goes out
Tuesdays and Thursdays. Did you even

322
00:20:43,770 --> 00:20:47,550
know that they take out garden refuse on
Wednesdays? They do that?

323
00:20:47,890 --> 00:20:49,930
Yes. I didn't know that was a thing.

324
00:20:51,390 --> 00:20:54,290
Annie down the road.

325
00:20:55,530 --> 00:20:59,570
her son tidied up her whole yard
wednesday all of her bushes all of the

326
00:20:59,570 --> 00:21:04,990
leftovers all put out there what's her
son's name you've known him since it's

327
00:21:04,990 --> 00:21:11,130
like peewee baseball whatever they call
it oh tyler mm-hmm yeah yeah tyler is a

328
00:21:11,130 --> 00:21:17,910
you should do a lot more to be like
tyler well it sounds

329
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:22,490
like tyler's a mama's boy i'm not okay

330
00:21:25,580 --> 00:21:26,840
I am. I am.

331
00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:28,100
I am.

332
00:21:28,140 --> 00:21:29,140
Pinky swear mom.

333
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,080
Wow.

334
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,560
You could learn a lot from that, Tyler.

335
00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:40,020
Yeah, I'm sure I could learn a lot, huh?

336
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:07,980
And once you've got the yard cleared up,
I've got that shed out the back too.

337
00:22:09,580 --> 00:22:11,100
What do you want me to do with the shed?

338
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:14,500
Do you know what? You could use common
sense.

339
00:22:14,780 --> 00:22:17,220
I know common sense isn't common, but
you could use some common sense. Maybe

340
00:22:17,220 --> 00:22:19,620
get out there, take out the stuff that
you don't need anymore.

341
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:24,600
Don't go thinking that that shed's going
to be somewhere new for you to take

342
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:27,480
girls and I don't want to go out to the
shed and see the shed full of condoms.

343
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,540
I'm not going to put condoms in the
shed. That's stupid.

344
00:22:31,740 --> 00:22:35,100
Well, I would have thought condoms lay
around your bedroom. Your bedroom's

345
00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:36,860
stupid, but I don't know. Who am I?

346
00:22:37,780 --> 00:22:38,780
I'm just your mother.

347
00:22:39,220 --> 00:22:41,380
Well, the shed's not my bedroom.

348
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:47,800
Well. I'm not an animal.

349
00:22:48,580 --> 00:22:52,100
You act like an animal? Maybe I should
make the shed your bedroom.

350
00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:53,600
Treat you like a pigsty.

351
00:22:56,100 --> 00:22:57,440
That would be horrible, Mum.

352
00:22:58,980 --> 00:23:00,680
I would never really do that to you.

353
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:05,700
but you just need to think about it okay
think about the amount of respect that

354
00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:08,100
you get in this house and think about
the amount of respect you give back

355
00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:15,020
i'll put a lot of respect

356
00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:15,780
on it mom

357
00:23:15,780 --> 00:23:24,040
i'll

358
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:29,720
have so much respect i'll even get it
tattooed on me you get respect tattooed

359
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:30,830
on you Yeah, respect.

360
00:23:31,610 --> 00:23:32,810
Respect your mother.

361
00:23:51,650 --> 00:23:57,750
I think you're learning, you're not
chatting back so much,

362
00:23:57,810 --> 00:23:59,490
I think.

363
00:24:00,659 --> 00:24:01,800
I'm just trying to listen.

364
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,120
Yeah, one more week or so on grounded.

365
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:06,800
You keep on respecting a bit better.

366
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:11,600
Maybe you'll even be able to come out
for a nice little family outing to the

367
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:12,600
movies or something.

368
00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:18,200
The movies with who?

369
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,120
Your cousins. I was talking to grandma.

370
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:24,560
Seriously, my cousins?

371
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,780
You're lucky to get out of that house at
all, mister.

372
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:29,720
You know how annoying Abigail gets?

373
00:24:30,100 --> 00:24:31,100
Mm-hmm.

374
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:33,480
That's your cousin.

375
00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:34,900
Show some cousinly love.

376
00:24:35,180 --> 00:24:40,540
Yeah, well... I don't know about her.

377
00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:46,420
Okay, well, it's some kind of action
movie. I know you love all those, like,

378
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:49,160
super aggressive action movies, so I'm
sure you'll like it.

379
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:52,500
No, I'll barely even be able to hear it
with Abigail talking.

380
00:24:53,380 --> 00:24:55,400
She talks more than a llama.

381
00:24:57,390 --> 00:24:58,390
You are silly.

382
00:24:59,990 --> 00:25:03,670
Well, we're going to go.

383
00:25:04,250 --> 00:25:09,570
So if you're good all week, everything I
said,

384
00:25:09,730 --> 00:25:13,330
finish your chores.

385
00:25:16,330 --> 00:25:18,270
Then on Saturday you can come, okay?

386
00:25:18,590 --> 00:25:19,750
You'll be allowed out of the house then.

387
00:25:20,590 --> 00:25:23,670
Are you sure Abigail has to go? Can't
she just stay at home?

388
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,900
What is it? What kind of problem have
you got with Abigail?

389
00:25:29,220 --> 00:25:31,860
I'll make you sit next to Abigail if
you're going to be like that. She just

390
00:25:31,860 --> 00:25:33,860
sounds like a rooster every time she
talks.

391
00:25:40,900 --> 00:25:44,400
You're so silly. You're such a silly
soldier. You always know how to make

392
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:45,400
your mum laugh.

393
00:25:46,220 --> 00:25:47,640
Do you see what you're saying? Do you
know what?

394
00:25:51,020 --> 00:25:55,200
I'll remind Auntie Karen and say, you
know, have good cinema etiquette.

395
00:25:55,550 --> 00:26:02,110
mm-hmm well she could uh use better
etiquette

396
00:26:02,110 --> 00:26:08,310
what

397
00:26:08,310 --> 00:26:13,570
kind of etiquette in the cinema

398
00:26:13,570 --> 00:26:20,210
yeah yeah learn how not to talk during a
movie and sound like a freaking

399
00:26:20,210 --> 00:26:21,210
rooster

400
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:24,660
Honestly, I think that somebody should
have taught her that by now, but look at

401
00:26:24,660 --> 00:26:27,520
the parenting struggles that I'm having.
I can't really judge Auntie Karen for

402
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:28,520
that, can I?

403
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:30,600
I judge her.

404
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:32,520
That's fine.

405
00:26:32,540 --> 00:26:33,740
We all have our battles.

406
00:26:36,940 --> 00:26:38,780
You probably sneaked them all in the
window.

407
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,760
Those would have got windows for, Mum.

408
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,780
Yeah, that is what the windows are for.

409
00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:45,120
Wow.

410
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:48,740
I don't know if I'd be proud, but I
certainly would think it was a feat if

411
00:26:48,740 --> 00:26:49,740
you could do that.

412
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:51,240
Mm-hmm.

413
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:54,620
Well, if you ever come in here and
there's three girls, give me a pat on

414
00:26:54,620 --> 00:26:55,539
the back.

415
00:26:55,540 --> 00:26:58,920
If I ever come in here and there's three
girls, I don't even know. I think that

416
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:00,340
would be the day that you will be
grounded.

417
00:27:01,300 --> 00:27:02,320
Aren't I grounded already?

418
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:05,200
You'll be grounded down to the ground.
You'll be under the grounded.

419
00:27:05,660 --> 00:27:06,660
Oh, my God.

420
00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:08,060
Mm-hmm.

421
00:27:09,820 --> 00:27:14,340
Well, at least I can live my last day
with three girls in my bed.

422
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,140
Three girls and your mother.

423
00:27:18,419 --> 00:27:22,640
No, mom, that's a little it's a little
weird not three girls to my mom.

424
00:27:22,900 --> 00:27:26,020
I couldn't do that Well, you better get
your own house down when you're under

425
00:27:26,020 --> 00:27:31,660
your own roof, then you can live by your
rules I'm not gonna do my mom No, that

426
00:27:31,660 --> 00:27:38,300
would be too weird So anyway, we're
thinking the action

427
00:27:38,300 --> 00:27:40,860
movie and we're gonna do the late show

428
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:47,480
Not the matinee in the afternoon, the
late show in the evening. So I'll give

429
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,560
you plenty of time to do your chores
beforehand, okay?

430
00:27:49,860 --> 00:27:53,000
Well, as much as you want to mom me,
isn't that going to be past my bedtime?

431
00:27:54,900 --> 00:27:57,260
You, less of that lip, mister. I'm
sorry.

432
00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:59,040
Honestly.

433
00:27:59,300 --> 00:28:01,860
I thought you were trying to get on my
right side. It seems like you're trying

434
00:28:01,860 --> 00:28:03,100
to get on my wrong side right now.

435
00:28:03,700 --> 00:28:05,420
Well, I think I'm on your left side.

436
00:28:06,820 --> 00:28:07,820
You're so silly.

437
00:28:07,980 --> 00:28:09,680
Not on your right or your wrong side.

438
00:28:10,620 --> 00:28:12,680
You're so silly. I can't stay mad at you
for long.

439
00:28:14,980 --> 00:28:18,480
Well, I get it from you, Mom. You and
your goofy jokes all the time.

440
00:28:19,260 --> 00:28:23,420
Well, I don't even know. You've got to
have a little bit of fun in this life,

441
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:24,440
haven't you?

442
00:28:24,860 --> 00:28:25,940
Mm-hmm. Right.

443
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:27,520
Yeah.

444
00:28:29,700 --> 00:28:31,900
Honestly, I need to get up here with a
vacuum cleaner.

445
00:28:33,940 --> 00:28:35,240
A vacuum cleaner? Why?

446
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:37,320
I can see dust from here.

447
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:41,820
Well, about that.

448
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:43,200
Mm-hmm.

449
00:28:43,690 --> 00:28:45,550
I didn't think I could vacuum it.

450
00:28:47,150 --> 00:28:48,470
The dust? Don't I need a good duster?

451
00:28:49,730 --> 00:28:50,730
Oh my goodness.

452
00:28:51,490 --> 00:28:55,010
We're going to have to have a full
lesson on how to clean, I guess.

453
00:28:56,650 --> 00:28:57,990
Well... Mm-hmm.

454
00:29:00,010 --> 00:29:02,930
You obviously think that condoms clean
themselves up. What else cleans itself

455
00:29:02,930 --> 00:29:03,869
up? Dust?

456
00:29:03,870 --> 00:29:07,170
Well, I didn't say they clean themselves
up. I rinse them in the sink, Mom.

457
00:29:07,830 --> 00:29:11,670
Well, I think that if anything, you need
to probably get a nice...

458
00:29:13,340 --> 00:29:19,460
need to get a nice spring clean in here
okay get everything polished up in fact

459
00:29:19,460 --> 00:29:23,440
have a good clear up some of this stuff
in here i never even see you use like

460
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:28,780
what like there is games in here i think
you haven't even like there's there's

461
00:29:28,780 --> 00:29:32,700
games in here i don't think you've
played in years yeah i collect them oh

462
00:29:32,700 --> 00:29:35,220
collectible is it well

463
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:39,280
I want to see everything that you
haven't used in the last six months. I

464
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:40,280
want to see in boxes.

465
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:42,680
Honestly, I don't know how I didn't
teach you better.

466
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:45,700
I think you taught me just right, Mom.

467
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:47,120
Yeah.

468
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:48,520
Well, maybe.

469
00:29:49,300 --> 00:29:51,380
And I definitely get my sass from you.

470
00:29:52,620 --> 00:29:54,080
Yeah, you get all that sass?

471
00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:55,620
Yeah, from you, Mom.

472
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:56,960
Yeah.

473
00:29:57,380 --> 00:30:04,160
Well, all that sass you need to watch
yourself. I'm going to beat your ass.

474
00:30:04,830 --> 00:30:06,010
You're gonna beat my ass?

475
00:30:06,270 --> 00:30:08,010
Mm-hmm. Less sass, more ass.

476
00:30:10,030 --> 00:30:11,030
That's wild.

477
00:30:12,110 --> 00:30:13,950
I haven't felt the belt in years.

478
00:30:14,310 --> 00:30:15,710
Mm-hmm. Wow.

479
00:30:21,090 --> 00:30:23,770
Yeah, I think there are definitely
things you're clearing up in here.

480
00:30:25,810 --> 00:30:26,810
What's this done?

481
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:30,940
is this dirty socks down here or is it
more girls underwear like that party

482
00:30:30,940 --> 00:30:35,140
that time no they're my dirty socks i
just forgot how dirty do you think socks

483
00:30:35,140 --> 00:30:42,100
should be um i usually only wear mine
for two days oh well

484
00:30:42,100 --> 00:30:45,960
i hope that's all you do is wear them
before you had your little condom

485
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:50,340
escapade i was always finding crunchy
socks hmm i wonder how they got crunchy

486
00:30:50,340 --> 00:30:55,680
uh i don't know maybe i dropped some
like super glue

487
00:30:57,899 --> 00:31:01,620
Yeah. I actually accidentally put
peanuts in my socks.

488
00:31:03,180 --> 00:31:04,860
You do make me laugh.

489
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:07,380
That's why they're crunchy.

490
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:11,660
Yeah, well, I know that there was
definitely some nut on those socks, but

491
00:31:11,660 --> 00:31:16,500
I don't know. Well, you're better than
those days anyway, so I don't even know

492
00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:19,880
what I can complain about. But just,
yeah, just keep on going the way you're

493
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,700
going and have a lovely family outing
next week.

494
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:25,340
Okay, what else do we have going on next
week?

495
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:27,860
I've got my pickleball tournament.

496
00:31:28,540 --> 00:31:30,900
Now, I had an idea.

497
00:31:32,980 --> 00:31:37,220
Okay. Only if you're going to keep on
being a good boy, keep on improving your

498
00:31:37,220 --> 00:31:41,180
behavior, everything like that, then we
can take a family vacation.

499
00:31:41,860 --> 00:31:42,860
To where?

500
00:31:42,940 --> 00:31:47,440
Me and Karen were talking about going to
the East Coast, to go to the beaches.

501
00:31:47,780 --> 00:31:50,360
No! No, not with Karen.

502
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:52,160
Karen,

503
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:54,800
your cousins, go to the Carolinas.

504
00:31:55,310 --> 00:32:02,050
God, I hate when... We can go camping,
get you out of the house. Yeah, and then

505
00:32:02,050 --> 00:32:07,030
I'm going to have to hear Abigail's
rooster ask, at seven in the morning.

506
00:32:07,310 --> 00:32:09,270
Yeah, that's the time that roosters get
up.

507
00:32:09,710 --> 00:32:11,950
Yeah, and I can only take so much of
that.

508
00:32:13,210 --> 00:32:16,810
Yeah, well, I think that the Carolinas
would definitely be a good learning

509
00:32:16,810 --> 00:32:17,950
experience for everyone.

510
00:32:18,150 --> 00:32:22,650
You know, Aunt Karen doesn't even go to
church, right?

511
00:32:23,310 --> 00:32:27,150
But Abigail acts so stuck up and I don't
even get it.

512
00:32:27,870 --> 00:32:29,830
It's called having morals.

513
00:32:30,430 --> 00:32:33,430
Morals? Morals. I thought I taught you
some, but obviously not.

514
00:32:35,890 --> 00:32:37,070
Well, you definitely did.

515
00:32:37,330 --> 00:32:39,330
I have them. You have morals?

516
00:32:39,570 --> 00:32:42,930
Yeah, but I'm not sitting there
preaching at the ass crack of Dawn like

517
00:32:42,930 --> 00:32:43,829
she is.

518
00:32:43,830 --> 00:32:45,630
In her stupid, annoying voice.

519
00:32:46,530 --> 00:32:52,170
Oh, you have morals, but yeah, you
definitely need to back up your ideas.

520
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:54,300
Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.

521
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:58,040
Buck up your ideas and then maybe...
Some kind of mentorship program?

522
00:32:58,280 --> 00:32:59,280
Something like that?

523
00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:00,760
Mentorship program?

524
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,780
Yeah. If you've got such good morals,
you should be able to help others.

525
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:11,220
Um... So what? You want me to go, like,
preach gospel or something?

526
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:16,000
No, just like... Like, you could...
Like, if you go camping, then you could

527
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,940
maybe take some... I am not joining Boy
Scouts, Mom.

528
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,880
But you would be such a good Boy Scout
leader.

529
00:33:22,730 --> 00:33:25,610
I don't know about that one. I'd
probably eat all the cookies.

530
00:33:27,050 --> 00:33:29,030
Or is that like only a Girl Scouts
thing?

531
00:33:29,250 --> 00:33:31,390
If you're a good boy, then I'll make you
some cookies, okay?

532
00:33:32,190 --> 00:33:37,130
Okay. If you're a good boy, you can have
Mama's on baking day again.

533
00:33:37,430 --> 00:33:41,250
Yeah. See, there's so many good things
we can do together. If just you just

534
00:33:41,250 --> 00:33:42,450
fuck up your ideas.

535
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:46,740
And just, just turn the light a bit
more, you know? Stop letting me down.

536
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:50,860
Stop making it that every day I have
something new come in the room and a new

537
00:33:50,860 --> 00:33:51,699
bad surprise.

538
00:33:51,700 --> 00:33:54,980
Oh, look what Joshua's done today. If it
wasn't like that, we could have so much

539
00:33:54,980 --> 00:33:55,919
fun together.

540
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:57,400
What do I do that's so bad?

541
00:33:58,140 --> 00:34:03,520
Well, other than the parties and the
condoms and the girls and the trash. Oh,

542
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:04,680
I don't know.

543
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:10,040
You think without all of that, you think
that maybe our relationship might be a

544
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:11,040
bit more harmonious?

545
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:12,500
Well, I think so.

546
00:34:13,050 --> 00:34:14,530
At least I throw a good party.

547
00:34:15,469 --> 00:34:18,750
Honestly, I think there is a lot to be
said for the fact that you are

548
00:34:18,750 --> 00:34:25,409
definitely the son of your father and I.
So you probably do have the, like you

549
00:34:25,409 --> 00:34:29,850
say, the high testosterone, the high
party kind of party. What, so you use

550
00:34:29,850 --> 00:34:30,850
party all the time?

551
00:34:31,190 --> 00:34:33,150
You don't even know what I used to get
up to, son.

552
00:34:33,889 --> 00:34:35,270
I don't think I want to know.

553
00:34:35,550 --> 00:34:37,870
You probably don't, but I'm just saying.

554
00:34:38,429 --> 00:34:39,730
You have definitely got the party in
you.

555
00:34:39,949 --> 00:34:43,330
You've definitely got the testosterone
in you. But just learn to dial it back a

556
00:34:43,330 --> 00:34:47,409
bit and then maybe one day you can be a
reputable member of society, you know?

557
00:34:47,969 --> 00:34:49,690
That's what I... Well, you don't think I
am?

558
00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:52,489
Darling, you haven't even got a job.

559
00:34:54,110 --> 00:34:55,790
Well, I'm working on it.

560
00:34:56,030 --> 00:34:58,430
You know, you're working on it on
Monday, that's for sure. You'll be

561
00:34:58,430 --> 00:34:59,430
working really hard.

562
00:35:02,170 --> 00:35:03,170
Hmm.

563
00:35:03,470 --> 00:35:04,830
What is this down here?

564
00:35:06,550 --> 00:35:07,550
Oh, dear.

565
00:35:08,290 --> 00:35:11,570
I think you need to probably flip your
mattress.

566
00:35:12,290 --> 00:35:13,330
Flip my mattress?

567
00:35:13,770 --> 00:35:16,390
Yeah, you're meant to flip the mattress
every six months if you don't flip your

568
00:35:16,390 --> 00:35:18,270
mattress. Is that actually a thing, Mom?

569
00:35:18,590 --> 00:35:22,410
I taught you this. You've helped me flip
my mattress in the past. You thought

570
00:35:22,410 --> 00:35:24,610
that it was just me that flips
mattresses. You didn't think you had to

571
00:35:24,610 --> 00:35:25,610
do it to yourself as well.

572
00:35:25,810 --> 00:35:29,630
Well, I didn't realize that's why you
did it. I didn't think it was like a

573
00:35:29,630 --> 00:35:30,630
have-to-do thing.

574
00:35:32,050 --> 00:35:35,530
It's not a have-to-do thing. It's just
good practice, having some good...

575
00:35:35,930 --> 00:35:42,410
um what's the word good discipline good
discipline keeping your house good uh

576
00:35:42,410 --> 00:35:47,690
-huh all that kind of stuff yeah so yeah
oh i can't believe you didn't even know

577
00:35:47,690 --> 00:35:52,670
it's very simple you just literally flip
the mattress over joshua every six

578
00:35:52,670 --> 00:35:59,650
months everything every six months as if
that's such a hardship it's not terrible

579
00:35:59,650 --> 00:36:02,770
but you know

580
00:36:05,900 --> 00:36:09,240
Well, I think honestly that there's
worse things you could do than just have

581
00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:11,680
a little bit more of a... What's the
word?

582
00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:15,560
More of a schedule around the house, you
know? More of a schedule?

583
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:21,320
Yeah, Mondays, make sure that you're
doing things for your job. Tuesday, put

584
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:22,320
the trash out.

585
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:24,520
Wednesday, make sure the gardening
refuse is out.

586
00:36:24,940 --> 00:36:28,120
Thursday, make sure that any other
recycling trash has gone out.

587
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:30,740
So having good discipline.

588
00:36:31,620 --> 00:36:34,440
Well, first of all, I'm going to need to
get a caliper.

589
00:36:35,070 --> 00:36:39,810
uh you haven't you haven't got a
calendar i don't have a calendar i

590
00:36:39,810 --> 00:36:44,230
bought you a calendar you did i put your
kind of i i put your calendar for your

591
00:36:44,230 --> 00:36:50,950
birthday every year well i don't know
where i put them no wonder no wonder

592
00:36:50,950 --> 00:36:54,430
you're so disorganized you haven't even
been using the calendars i got you uh

593
00:36:54,430 --> 00:37:01,150
nope well honestly i think that yeah
first of all first things first

594
00:37:01,150 --> 00:37:03,710
calendar i need a to-do list a to-do
list

595
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:10,540
jobs different tasks we've got to do
we've got different chores and then

596
00:37:10,540 --> 00:37:15,700
maybe you could even have some goals one
day goals life goals what you want to

597
00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:20,200
achieve with your life what do you want
to achieve with your life joshua um

598
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:26,860
right now you're just laying around
sneaking girls in probably masturbating

599
00:37:26,860 --> 00:37:30,480
all these different things you're doing
not cleaning your baseboards

600
00:37:33,250 --> 00:37:35,670
Well, I'm trying to think of what my
goal is.

601
00:37:36,050 --> 00:37:39,230
Hmm. Well. I definitely don't want to be
a doctor.

602
00:37:40,250 --> 00:37:43,170
No, you don't want to be a doctor. Well,
considering that you were thinking that

603
00:37:43,170 --> 00:37:45,850
you'd reuse condoms, I don't think that
anyone wants you to be a doctor,

604
00:37:45,890 --> 00:37:46,890
honestly.

605
00:37:47,870 --> 00:37:48,870
Well.

606
00:37:49,650 --> 00:37:50,650
Um.

607
00:37:52,430 --> 00:37:53,430
Let me think.

608
00:37:54,210 --> 00:37:57,190
Hmm. What could I really do with my
life?

609
00:37:57,550 --> 00:37:58,550
Hmm.

610
00:38:00,259 --> 00:38:03,260
I mean, what do you think I would be
good at? Giving people some guidance,

611
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,520
you know? I could be like an orgasm
donor.

612
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:11,940
Honestly, I'm so glad that you make me
laugh because otherwise I think you'd

613
00:38:11,940 --> 00:38:14,380
make me cry. An orgasm donor, who even
thought of it?

614
00:38:15,580 --> 00:38:16,580
Orgasm donor.

615
00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:22,880
I don't know, maybe something like that.
Maybe you could donate sperm instead of

616
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,160
just putting it inside condoms.

617
00:38:24,780 --> 00:38:29,220
Well, then I'd be donating to myself by
giving myself orgasms.

618
00:38:29,700 --> 00:38:31,960
But I want to be the one who donates
them.

619
00:38:32,220 --> 00:38:33,220
Oh, you want to donate?

620
00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:37,060
Well, I don't know. Definitely for the
less fortunate, but I don't know if the

621
00:38:37,060 --> 00:38:40,860
girls you've been seeking in here really
qualify to have your nice charitable

622
00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:42,000
orgasm donation.

623
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:45,200
Well, I definitely donate them a lot of
them.

624
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,760
At least you're doing something with
your life, I guess.

625
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,200
Well... What can I say, Mom?

626
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:51,660
There is so much dust.

627
00:38:52,060 --> 00:38:53,060
There's socks.

628
00:38:53,100 --> 00:38:54,100
There's socks?

629
00:38:54,300 --> 00:38:57,700
I hope it's socks. Like I said, it's
either socks or it's probably underwear.

630
00:38:57,820 --> 00:38:58,819
I don't even know.

631
00:38:58,820 --> 00:38:59,658
It's underwear?

632
00:38:59,660 --> 00:39:02,460
I don't even know what it is. There's
definitely lots of fabric down there and

633
00:39:02,460 --> 00:39:03,700
it's catching dust.

634
00:39:04,940 --> 00:39:08,140
Dust is congregating down there. You've
never had a vacuum cleaner up here in

635
00:39:08,140 --> 00:39:09,140
your life.

636
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:12,020
I don't even know. Maybe you don't even
deserve to go to the cinema.

637
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:13,920
Yes, I do.

638
00:39:14,540 --> 00:39:16,060
We'll see. See how this week goes.

639
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:20,620
Well, I think this week's gonna go
pretty good, Mom.

640
00:39:20,860 --> 00:39:21,859
Mm-hmm.

641
00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:23,420
Well, we'll see.

642
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:26,980
Keep on showing some good promise and
we'll see.

643
00:39:27,820 --> 00:39:29,920
Well, I will show some good promise,
Mom.

644
00:39:30,220 --> 00:39:31,220
Mm-hmm.

645
00:39:31,300 --> 00:39:33,000
Yeah, we'll definitely see that.

646
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:37,160
And stop moaning about your cousin. Your
cousin is actually a very, very

647
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:38,820
lovely... She's got a job.

648
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:42,100
This Abigail that you say is always
crying, she's got a job.

649
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,220
But I think she's had the same job for
years.

650
00:39:46,340 --> 00:39:48,100
Well, that sounds like an Abigail thing.

651
00:39:48,460 --> 00:39:52,480
Yeah, she was... I know she did her work
experience there when she was in school.

652
00:39:53,420 --> 00:39:54,800
And then, huh.

653
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,940
Yeah, I think that she got promoted to
actually having a job there.

654
00:39:59,620 --> 00:40:03,020
Yeah. And then Karen said... What's her
position?

655
00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:07,020
Her position? I think she's a supervisor
now, actually.

656
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:08,520
Abigail is?

657
00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:11,640
Yeah, she's a supervisor. Oh, I would
hate to be under her.

658
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:13,960
Yeah, something like that.

659
00:40:17,359 --> 00:40:21,060
Well, anyway, I think that she
definitely is doing well in her chosen

660
00:40:21,060 --> 00:40:25,720
field. So maybe you should, you know,
use some angling afterwards, Abigail,

661
00:40:25,860 --> 00:40:29,180
and try and, you know, try and compete
with her, maybe. Try and see if you

662
00:40:29,180 --> 00:40:36,000
could be the more successful cousin
instead of... She's the last person

663
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,000
I want to compete with.

664
00:40:37,260 --> 00:40:38,098
Mm-hmm.

665
00:40:38,100 --> 00:40:40,980
Well... She's way too competitive. She
would probably try to fight me.

666
00:40:41,260 --> 00:40:42,009
Mm-hmm.

667
00:40:42,010 --> 00:40:46,010
That's how serious she takes things. She
hasn't got a mean bone in her body. Oh,

668
00:40:46,130 --> 00:40:47,130
yes, she does, Mom.

669
00:40:47,450 --> 00:40:49,250
Oh, well, I've never seen that from her.

670
00:40:49,770 --> 00:40:51,030
Never? Mm-mm.

671
00:40:52,250 --> 00:40:53,250
Never, ever.

672
00:40:53,570 --> 00:40:57,190
I think maybe you're just jealous. Maybe
you're jealous of Abigail. That's why

673
00:40:57,190 --> 00:40:59,370
you keep on making all these comments
about her.

674
00:40:59,690 --> 00:41:01,150
I am not jealous of Abigail.

675
00:41:01,510 --> 00:41:03,550
Why would I want to be her? She has
periods.

676
00:41:03,810 --> 00:41:05,890
I don't. I don't have to deal with that.

677
00:41:06,230 --> 00:41:08,690
Mm-hmm. Yeah, you just have to deal with
leaving condoms everywhere.

678
00:41:08,990 --> 00:41:14,140
Yeah. I'd rather deal with a boner in
the morning than a period and then

679
00:41:14,140 --> 00:41:16,160
having to buy tamps all the time.

680
00:41:17,340 --> 00:41:20,580
Yeah, I don't imagine what you'd do if
you had to have tampons around. They'd

681
00:41:20,580 --> 00:41:21,580
probably be everywhere too.

682
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:24,980
Yeah, you probably should bless your boy
because boys don't have as much

683
00:41:24,980 --> 00:41:25,980
responsibility.

684
00:41:27,660 --> 00:41:28,660
Well,

685
00:41:30,260 --> 00:41:32,140
I like not having a bunch of
responsibilities.

686
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:33,860
I'm sure you do.

687
00:41:35,140 --> 00:41:36,140
Yes.

688
00:41:36,710 --> 00:41:39,790
Well, I'm gonna make sure that you at
least show up for the responsibilities

689
00:41:39,790 --> 00:41:40,970
you do have.

690
00:41:42,270 --> 00:41:47,590
Starting with this room, a job, and
making sure that you do some more chores

691
00:41:47,590 --> 00:41:48,590
in the garden.

692
00:41:48,810 --> 00:41:51,530
So what, just don't leave condoms all
around my room?

693
00:41:51,770 --> 00:41:55,750
Don't leave condoms around... That is...
That is a no-brainer. Of course no

694
00:41:55,750 --> 00:41:56,750
condoms around the room.

695
00:41:57,700 --> 00:41:59,500
I won't do that anymore, Mom.

696
00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:01,860
Good. Don't do it anymore. Don't do it
any less.

697
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:05,680
Just don't be leaving condoms. Don't be
sneaking clothes in. That's just a

698
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:09,200
given. That's what you were grounded
for, so obviously not that. And then

699
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:12,820
actually bucking your ideas up. Having
some structure in your life. Doing

700
00:42:12,820 --> 00:42:13,820
something good.

701
00:42:14,580 --> 00:42:16,580
Yeah? Yes. Like what?

702
00:42:17,740 --> 00:42:21,100
I've given you lots of ideas. Why don't
you try and impress me now? Try and

703
00:42:21,100 --> 00:42:22,280
impress me. See what you're going to do.

704
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,140
Um... Well...

705
00:42:25,610 --> 00:42:27,270
I can tell you better what I won't do.

706
00:42:28,110 --> 00:42:29,770
Okay. What won't you do?

707
00:42:30,070 --> 00:42:31,070
Be an astronaut.

708
00:42:33,750 --> 00:42:35,310
You do make me giggle.

709
00:42:36,190 --> 00:42:37,750
You look such a funny son.

710
00:42:37,990 --> 00:42:39,310
Yeah, I don't look like Neil Armstrong.

711
00:42:40,550 --> 00:42:41,550
Well,

712
00:42:42,150 --> 00:42:43,930
you're not going to be an astronaut.

713
00:42:44,630 --> 00:42:45,630
That's A.

714
00:42:45,730 --> 00:42:46,950
What else are you not going to do?

715
00:42:49,650 --> 00:42:50,650
Well,

716
00:42:52,090 --> 00:42:53,510
I wouldn't be a stripper.

717
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:59,020
That's a very good career. I think with
how troublesome you find it to keep your

718
00:42:59,020 --> 00:43:00,780
clothes on, maybe being a stripper would
be good for you.

719
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:05,800
Um... Yeah, probably not, Mom.

720
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:07,040
Regular work?

721
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:08,439
Regular work.

722
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:11,260
Yeah, you'd have all those lovely girls
you love around you so much, you could

723
00:43:11,260 --> 00:43:14,000
try and give them some of your orgasm
donations.

724
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,000
Yeah.

725
00:43:16,220 --> 00:43:17,860
Hmm. Let's keep that on the list.

726
00:43:18,460 --> 00:43:19,760
Let's keep that on the list.

727
00:43:20,260 --> 00:43:21,460
Or take it off of there.

728
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:25,800
I don't know. Honestly, by this point, I
just want you to do something with your

729
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:29,180
life. Joshua, it's getting to the point
where I don't even know.

730
00:43:30,060 --> 00:43:31,060
You don't know?

731
00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:32,280
I don't know what to do.

732
00:43:32,700 --> 00:43:34,640
I keep you grounded, you sneak girls in.

733
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:39,220
I try and get you to have a job, and you
say, oh, I won't do this job, I won't do

734
00:43:39,220 --> 00:43:39,999
that job.

735
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,700
Really, you think you're too good to be
a stripper?

736
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:43,840
Yeah.

737
00:43:44,260 --> 00:43:45,260
I don't know.

738
00:43:45,540 --> 00:43:50,180
Not that I'm too good not to be one, but
I feel like that's a girl's job.

739
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:54,440
Well, you wouldn't be in the girl strip
club. You'd be doing the bachelorette

740
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:55,440
parties and stuff.

741
00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:57,920
Well, I ain't no magic-like mom.

742
00:43:58,540 --> 00:44:02,100
Well, you can do anything you believe if
you put your mind to it, baby.

743
00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:03,760
I believe in you, okay?

744
00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:06,140
You believe in me? I believe in you.

745
00:44:08,180 --> 00:44:10,400
Well, I'm glad you support me.

746
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:13,660
I'm your precious little soldier. Of
course, you can do whatever you want.

747
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:16,740
I support you. I help you wherever you
want to put your mind to.

748
00:44:17,220 --> 00:44:18,220
You promise?

749
00:44:18,420 --> 00:44:19,420
Of course.

750
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:20,980
You will always support me?

751
00:44:21,860 --> 00:44:24,640
That's what this whole thing is about. I
want you to be the best version of you

752
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:25,499
you can be.

753
00:44:25,500 --> 00:44:26,760
That's why I have to be with Richard
sometimes.

754
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:30,360
Well, I'm glad you support me.

755
00:44:30,700 --> 00:44:34,960
Yes, of course. I'm going to be here to
help you achieve your good potential. I

756
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,040
know that you've got it in you. You're a
good boy, really.

757
00:44:39,240 --> 00:44:41,500
Even though you yell at me all the time?

758
00:44:41,780 --> 00:44:45,280
I only yell at you when you don't live
up to your potential. It's because I

759
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:46,280
care, baby.

760
00:44:46,650 --> 00:44:51,970
you care about me of course i care about
you i don't know sometimes i just get a

761
00:44:51,970 --> 00:44:56,110
little upset you know mom i know but
just know that whatever i do i do it

762
00:44:56,110 --> 00:45:00,010
because i care baby okay i don't know i
feel like a disappointment oh you know

763
00:45:00,010 --> 00:45:03,130
you can talk to me maybe yeah just just
buck your ideas up i know we've been

764
00:45:03,130 --> 00:45:06,510
having lots of chats about how you're
going to do better but i really think

765
00:45:06,510 --> 00:45:10,410
that if you do but your ideas up you can
do anything you want with your life baby

766
00:45:10,410 --> 00:45:12,530
okay anything

767
00:45:13,279 --> 00:45:16,520
anything you want with your life and I
know that we have had some rough goings

768
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:21,060
recently but mummy's here for you okay
okay don't feel like a disappointment

769
00:45:21,060 --> 00:45:26,020
just use that use that disappointment in
yourself as a fire to get up and and

770
00:45:26,020 --> 00:45:30,200
really make a go of things in life okay
yeah yeah mummy believes in you sugar

771
00:45:31,470 --> 00:45:35,490
Are you sure about that, mom? I am.
Honestly, I really believe that if we

772
00:45:35,490 --> 00:45:38,150
just keep on down this route, obviously
you're still grounded.

773
00:45:38,570 --> 00:45:41,410
You don't get off grounded just because
you say you're disappointed with

774
00:45:41,410 --> 00:45:44,950
yourself. But I think this is
definitely, this is like a firm bedrock

775
00:45:44,950 --> 00:45:47,710
from which we can build a better future
for you.

776
00:45:48,210 --> 00:45:50,810
You really think I can have a better
future?

777
00:45:51,010 --> 00:45:52,510
I do, sugar pie, definitely.

778
00:45:53,870 --> 00:45:56,990
You know, you helped me with that meal
the other day. Wasn't it nice to cook

779
00:45:56,990 --> 00:45:58,210
something from scratch with your mama?

780
00:45:59,090 --> 00:46:05,610
Yeah. it was nice to go and pick you up
that recipe i that you forgot

781
00:46:05,610 --> 00:46:10,230
yeah i know and then by the time we made
the whole meal and sat down to eat it

782
00:46:10,230 --> 00:46:15,100
together didn't you feel like you'd
accomplish something um yeah i mean it

783
00:46:15,100 --> 00:46:20,160
did taste better knowing that i kind of
like helped cook it yes exactly so i

784
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:23,800
really believe that if you just just do
productive things with your mama and

785
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,680
just you'll feel better and then you'll
feel more productive and you'll you'll

786
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:29,640
just yeah everything will just keep on
getting better and better maybe one day

787
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:36,440
you can even have your own place my own
place i know maybe that's maybe

788
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:40,560
we should definitely walk before we run
but i do think that definitely you have

789
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:44,120
got you know you just need to buck your
ideas up and grow up that doesn't even

790
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:50,060
sound like a run mom that sounds like a
full sprint you're so silly well we just

791
00:46:50,060 --> 00:46:53,640
have to start at the beginning we start
where we are a day at a time and we'll

792
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:57,780
see how it goes okay right yeah just
remember your mommy's here for you

793
00:46:57,780 --> 00:47:03,760
always okay you promise i promise baby
mommy's little soldier

794
00:47:04,700 --> 00:47:07,880
Yeah, I just wouldn't be able to do it
without you, Mom. You don't need to.

795
00:47:07,900 --> 00:47:08,900
That's what Mommy's here for.

796
00:47:09,340 --> 00:47:10,420
Mommy's a little soldier, okay?

797
00:47:11,220 --> 00:47:12,500
Okay. Mm-hmm.

798
00:47:12,740 --> 00:47:15,220
I mean, I trust you and I believe you.

799
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:16,379
Mm-hmm.

800
00:47:16,380 --> 00:47:18,380
Good. When have I ever let you down,
huh?

801
00:47:18,940 --> 00:47:21,780
Never. No. And if I'm strict with you,
it's just because I care.

802
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:24,100
I know, Mom. I just... Mm-hmm.

803
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:26,680
You know, I think about it.

804
00:47:26,940 --> 00:47:27,940
Mm-hmm.

805
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:32,100
Well, definitely, yeah. I just don't let
it get you down. And I know that, you

806
00:47:32,100 --> 00:47:38,980
know... the darkest time is just before
dawn is it really that's what they say

807
00:47:38,980 --> 00:47:43,320
sugar pie the darkest time is just
before dawn so when you think it's hard

808
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:47,220
just go a little bit further and you'll
come through and i'll come through

809
00:47:47,220 --> 00:47:51,840
you'll come through and live up to your
full potential just like mommy knows you

810
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:57,840
can well what do you think my potential
is mom what could you see me doing

811
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:03,480
um i definitely think stripper would be
a good role um you said you don't want

812
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:09,300
to be a doctor um you're not so good at
books so probably not lawyer um

813
00:48:09,300 --> 00:48:14,360
i think we should definitely start with
the supermarket the stripper and the

814
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:20,600
supermarket i already said you're gonna
go to monday and apply just you need to

815
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:24,400
be a bit more humble baby okay okay yeah
don't worry mommy's got you

816
00:48:27,540 --> 00:48:31,120
You're gonna do just good you start with
the supermarket maybe see about

817
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:35,380
stripping on the weekends and then
stripping on the weekend Yeah, that's

818
00:48:35,380 --> 00:48:38,780
insane mom. I think that really you
should just probably just apply yourself

819
00:48:38,780 --> 00:48:41,800
and And see what else?

820
00:48:42,300 --> 00:48:44,300
See what else is out there for you, you
know?

821
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,000
Yeah,

822
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:53,020
the more you can achieve then you know
the sky's the limit for you

823
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:56,020
You really think the sky's the limit for
me?

824
00:48:56,240 --> 00:48:57,980
One day you might even have your own
place.

825
00:48:59,860 --> 00:49:02,640
Maybe one day I'll be coming over to
your house and you'll be cooking me

826
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:03,640
shepherd's pie.

827
00:49:04,620 --> 00:49:08,460
You really think I'd be cooking you
shepherd's pie? Mm-hmm. You think I

828
00:49:08,460 --> 00:49:09,460
could cook?

829
00:49:09,580 --> 00:49:11,700
I think you can do whatever you set your
mind to, honey.

830
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:14,260
Mm-hmm.

831
00:49:16,460 --> 00:49:18,640
You just have to get through this little
hard patch.

832
00:49:19,100 --> 00:49:20,940
Right. And apply yourself.

833
00:49:31,510 --> 00:49:34,090
At least the ceiling's clean. Yeah.

834
00:49:34,530 --> 00:49:35,530
Yeah.

835
00:49:36,870 --> 00:49:41,110
Maybe get up there, get some dust off
the fan, but it's looking quite good up

836
00:49:41,110 --> 00:49:42,110
there.

837
00:49:42,390 --> 00:49:43,390
Yeah, it does.

838
00:49:45,030 --> 00:49:46,030
Yeah.

839
00:49:49,090 --> 00:49:50,930
Let's get behind those blinds.

840
00:49:51,530 --> 00:49:52,530
The blinds too?

841
00:49:53,250 --> 00:49:56,330
Yeah. Just like a little sprinkling,
like a deep clean.

842
00:49:56,530 --> 00:49:57,530
Yeah.

843
00:49:58,450 --> 00:49:59,450
Yeah.

844
00:49:59,810 --> 00:50:01,090
That would be a good idea.

845
00:50:03,950 --> 00:50:07,070
I'm surprised these plants are still
alive. I think maybe they're plastic

846
00:50:07,070 --> 00:50:09,750
plants. I don't think you'd keep
anything alive that long.

847
00:50:10,470 --> 00:50:11,470
No.

848
00:50:12,390 --> 00:50:16,370
You can't even take the trash out. I bet
you can water a plant on a regular

849
00:50:16,370 --> 00:50:17,370
basis.

850
00:50:17,770 --> 00:50:19,030
They look good.

851
00:50:34,350 --> 00:50:40,590
making a mess again well well what can i
say

852
00:50:40,590 --> 00:50:45,750
well i just want to say next time you
manage to sneak girls in if you can try

853
00:50:45,750 --> 00:50:49,550
clean up a bit better so we don't have
to have this ongoing feud about keeping

854
00:50:49,550 --> 00:50:55,390
everything clean that would be great
yeah okay you can do that

855
00:50:55,390 --> 00:50:56,970
good boy